JPreezy Turns Two-Seezy (seezy means six. Obviously.)
Paris Hilton said,
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
If that’s the case, how do you spend your ACTUAL birthday?!
Thanks, internet, for telling me how to spend this momentous weekend.
Throw down like Dumbledore.
Feel so many feelings.
Shake it like the long necks.
And get SUPER weird, a la my one true love, Jason Segel.
26 will be full of donuts, white water rafting, tiaras, snacks, dancing, and sunshine. And that’s just the first day.
Here’s to another rotation around that sun. Thanks for sticking along for the ride, y’all.