Good evening (and a late one at that!)
The beau and I just got done our plans for the night and I’m pretty sure it was exactly like the Katy Perry hit, Last Friday Night (TGIF). In case you don’t turn on the radio, it’s something like this:
Yeah we danced on tabletops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot…
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard…
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a menage a trois.
Anyone ever actually think about those lyrics? Quite a big jump from going skinny dipping and streaking to legitimately having sex with two people at once, IMHO. But hey, she’s Katy Perry, she’s got it under control, I’m sure.
But yes, our night was equally as crazy.
I started out ridin’ solo at the gym, with a fantastic Body Attack class.
My ankle was still bothering me a little but I focused on the lower-impact options (one of my favorite aspects of Body Attack is that they always give you options) to take some of the pressure off, and still managed to work up one hell of a sweat.
Then, as Katy and her buddies danced on tabletops, we did a little dancing in downtown Durham.
We took too many shots. And by shots, I mean slices of pizza.
From one of our all-time favorite pizza joints in the Triangle (and anywhere):
We definitely kissed a few times. But I didn’t forget any of them.
We didn’t have to max out our credit cards because my Uncle had given me a giftcard, but we ALMOST got kicked out of the bar…
Wait, not even a little. I did almost kick a woman out of the outdoor seating for smoking while we were eating, but she stopped (aka finished her nasty smelly cigarette) moments before the pizza came out (at which point I would’ve complained, loudly and obnoxiously. and then, maybe gotten kicked out of the bar.)
I enjoyed a delicious Bell’s Two Hearted with dinner.
Then, we hit the boulevard (aka walked back to the car).
The rest of the song gets into some pretty risque stuff and I’ll be honest….. we skipped that and baked (sort of) a dessert for his company picnic.
It may not have been the stuff Katy writes songs about, but maybe she’s missing out on a gold-mine of brilliant lyrics waiting to be written. Katy, gimme a call if you need any more inspiration. I’ve got gobs of this stuff.
Did you do anything wild enough to warrant a Katy Perry song tonight?
Did you watch the double play of Con Air on TNT tonight? BECAUSE I’M WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW!
Time to get back to the oh-so-classy and ever-so-well-dressed Nicolas Cage.
What a dreamboat….