I imagine that some of you have fallen under the same spell I have. The spell of Netflix’s newest original series, Orange is the New Black. And though you may be new to the show, I figured it was my courtesy as I wrap up season one, to lay down some 411.
***ALSO, Spoiler Alerts. Not the worst ones ever, but towards the end…. just saying***
map post is gonna be your guide to North Shore Litchfield. Now, where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because you got everybody there.
You got your freshmen…
JV jocks Preachy Racists…
Asian nerds/cool Asians…
CHANG!! She’s a Golden Girl, a cool Asian, and an Asian nerd.
unfriendly black hotties…
girls who eat their feelings…
girls who don’t eat anything…
For real, Yoga Jones. Grab a donut.
Oh, yeah. That asshole.
burnoutsActual Crazy Eyes…
sexually active band geeks…
the greatest people you will ever meet…
…and the worst. Beware of
The Plastics Healy. Because I hate him.
The absolute worst.
If summer is not for spending hours on the beach (reading Game of Thrones), curling up nice and cozy on the couch in the air conditioning (watching Game of Thrones), texting boys (about Game of Thrones), and gossiping with your girlfriends (over who the most attractive Game of Thrones characters are), then what is summer all about?
I’ve lost all motivation to do just about anything else.
Tyrion vs. Joffrey
Ha, more like…
Quizzo? Yawn. How about…
Answer my cell?
Arya MOTHERFLIPPING Stark
I’m sorry, folks. I promise I’ll stop geeking out. Well, in like…. 2,500 more pages.
Yes, quite the summer ahead of me.