Good day to you all, and TGIT(before Thanksgiving!) If you’re as excited about the holiday season as I am (but don’t want to unload all your bank accounts to fund it), check out my Guest Post over at Cynthia‘s blog titled: Rich Girl Living on a Poor Girl Budget! Curious how I afford my LAVISH lifestyle? Well ALL is revealed (almost. There’s nothing about the magic beans I got from that shifty salesman when I was a young lass.)
I’m so thankful. This time in two days, I’ll be at home, with my family, maybe even helping out with some sort of recipe. Or maybe I’ll be on our annual Turkey trot (since my family of 7 is made up of a chunk of late sleepers). And, while I’ve had a fantastic past few Thanksgivings with family and friends, this year I’ve decided to make sure that I maximize my Turkey day without feeling awful and sluggish for the next few days. Or weeks. Because yes, that’s happened before.
DON’T get in an accident halfway through your 12 hour ride to Thanksgiving dinner and have to rent a car on Thanksgiving day.

Uh Oh.
Last year, Ryan and I managed to burst a tire 20 miles outside of Sevierville, TN. 6 hours from our starting point. 6 hours from our destination. On Wednesday night, before Thanksgiving.
You know what aren’t open on Thanksgiving?
98% of rental car places.
A 50 minute cab ride to the airport later, and an all-out, temper tantrum (by me), we got a rental car and THANKSGIVING WAS SAVED!!
DO be able to laugh about it when things go wrong

Oh, Dolly.
In case you weren’t aware, Sevierville, TN is the home of Dolly Parton.
So yeah, if you get stuck, make a new friend! Even if she’s a cardboard cutout of Dolly Parton. Roll with the punches, life’s full of them.
DON’T feel obligated to buy butter in a seasonal shape

RIP Butter Turkey
There’s never any need for a giant thing of butter in the shape of a turkey. And you’ll feel like you have to finish it on Thanksgiving. It’s ridiculous (and hilarious), but spend that money on a sweet turkey shaped…. hat or something. The hat is much lower in cholesterol.
DO deep fry, smoke, and roast turkeys

Turkey Smorgasbord!
If you can, try a smoked turkey. Try a deep fried turkey. Eat roasted turkey.
They’re all delicious. And all SO different!! Love those turkey options.
DON’T eat every casserole in sight

Six casseroles. Sure, why not?
I think sweet potato casserole is my downfall.
Wait. Scratch that. ALL casseroles. I can’t even control myself. Note to family: If you see me going back for thirds of casserole, grab a wooden spoon and THWACK!
Then, get me a beer. Because that wooden spoon hurt.
DO try a little bit of all your favorites, on a PLATE!
I LOVE variety. I love tapas and appetizer samplers and so Thanksgiving is just my dream holiday. Turkey’s great, but so are mashed potatoes, and mac & cheese and buttery rolls and green beans and I like to try a little of everything. But make sure you limit yourself to what you enjoy on a plate. I’ve found that if I pick and nibble at things without putting them on my plate, I eat MUCH more.
Plate your victuals, and don’t go pickin!!
DON’T forget about dessert!

Pie in the Sky
While I’m no Ed Levine (Read: Don’t fantasize about an all-pie Thanksgiving), I do love pie. In fact, when I was 10, I won a pie-eating contest with pumpkin pie! The prize?
More food (namely a GIANT tub of caramel corn.) Delicious.
DO spend as much time with your family/loved ones as possible!!
That’s what I’m most thankful for, without question.
And even though Ryan will be celebrating his family in Key West (hard knock life, right?) I’ll be thinking about how thankful I am to have such a great beau in my life! (Especially one that will brave Dolly Parton-land with me.)
What are your favorite parts about Thanksgiving?
Any Thanksgiving DO or DON’T you live by?
Cute post! My favorite part is just lounging around all morning and watching the parade even though I really have no interest in it at all. My family is all about tradition!
i love this post! i agree about sampling a little bit of everything – but on a plate. but, it is oh so hard not to nibble!!! the key for me is to not let myself get SOOOO starving.
Haha, love this! This Thanksgiving is going to be different for me, since I’m flying home to visit and not just driving 50 miles north like usual. I’m so excited though to see everyone, eat all the good food and spend the maximum time possible with my loved ones.
Hope you have a great time!
I’m cooking my turkey in a crock pot. Is that a do or a don’t?
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Hi Jordan,
My name is Jane and I’m with Dwellable.
I was looking for blog posts about the Sevierville to share on our site and I came across your post…If you’re open to it, shoot me an email at jane(at)dwellable(dot)com.
Hope to hear from you 🙂
Jane