If summer is not for spending hours on the beach (reading Game of Thrones), curling up nice and cozy on the couch in the air conditioning (watching Game of Thrones), texting boys (about Game of Thrones), and gossiping with your girlfriends (over who the most attractive Game of Thrones characters are), then what is summer all about?

I’ve lost all motivation to do just about anything else.

Reading blogs?

Roose Bolton

Research writing?

Red Wedding.

Tanning Jaunts?

Tyrion vs. Joffrey

Blog WRITING?

Ha, more like…

BLACKWATER!!

Quizzo? Yawn. How about…

 

KHALEESI!!

Answer my cell?

Arya MOTHERFLIPPING Stark

Hair drying?

Hodoring.

I’m sorry, folks. I promise I’ll stop geeking out. Well, in like…. 2,500 more pages.

Yes, quite the summer ahead of me.