Paris Hilton said,
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
If that’s the case, how do you spend your ACTUAL birthday?!
Thanks, internet, for telling me how to spend this momentous weekend.
Throw down like Dumbledore.
Feel so many feelings.
Shake it like the long necks.
And get SUPER weird, a la my one true love, Jason Segel.
26 will be full of donuts, white water rafting, tiaras, snacks, dancing, and sunshine. And that’s just the first day.
Here’s to another rotation around that sun. Thanks for sticking along for the ride, y’all.
If summer is not for spending hours on the beach (reading Game of Thrones), curling up nice and cozy on the couch in the air conditioning (watching Game of Thrones), texting boys (about Game of Thrones), and gossiping with your girlfriends (over who the most attractive Game of Thrones characters are), then what is summer all about?
I’ve lost all motivation to do just about anything else.
Tyrion vs. Joffrey
Ha, more like…
Quizzo? Yawn. How about…
Answer my cell?
Arya MOTHERFLIPPING Stark
I’m sorry, folks. I promise I’ll stop geeking out. Well, in like…. 2,500 more pages.
Yes, quite the summer ahead of me.