Hey all, and happiest of Mondays!
I’m not a huge fan of Mondays, especially after an excellent weekend (Beer, Bourbon, and BBQ on Friday, so much fun and celebrations on Saturday and Sunday). If it has to be Monday, though, at least it can be a Monday featuring a delicious Fajita Salad!
Leftovers: A delicacy
I took the leftovers of my On the Border fajita meal and made a salad with all these goodies:
- Spinach base
- reheated Fajita fixins (onions, peppers, eggplant, zucchini, yellow squash, and chicken)
It was fantastic. I chased it with a chocolate Vita Top with a bit of marshmallow fluff (trying to recreate a s’more flavor… decent).
But honestly…. that’s not the point of this post. This post is about Pilates. Before, I did a Play by Play of a Body Pump class. And I continue to do Body Pump because honestly, it’s a good time and I like it lots. I figure it’d be nice to give a play-by-play of a class that I truly and absolutely have no interest in taking again.
Pilates: A Play by Play Breakdown
I was super-pumped to try Pilates with some of my coworkers this past Saturday. I think, even more than the class, I was pumped to wear some of the clothes that look like what I saw all the Pilates kids doing at my gym. I did the best I could to model my outfit after all those Pi-ladies.
Long tank top, bright sports bra, form fitting leggings
I was rocking the Under Armour ‘Shatter’ Capris that I got at the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale, and they were SO comfortable. The picture doesn’t do them justice, I think, as it was placed on my table and self-timed…. but they rock.
Anyway, I got to the studio and it looked…. exactly like what I thought it would look like.
Soothing colors, random balls, carpet... the whole nine yards.
Before I knew it, the class was getting started. I chose a funky little tye-dye yoga mat, and was ready for whatever the instructor was bringing to the table.
LET'S DO IT!
I knew that it was going to be tough, though, when she mentioned that the free class was because she was trying out her first time teaching an advanced class.
First, she talked about breathing. And then, demonstrated it. It truly sounds a lot like the breathing you’d hear in a Lamaze class (you know… hee hee hee, hoo hoo hoo, in and out). I tried my hardest to focus on this all class. You’ll see how that got me into trouble soon enough.
I’d done a few pilates-esque exercise classes in the past with AbSculpt, but this was different.
THIS was an "easy" move
I've seen swans in my life.... this is not what they look like.
We also did this one.... a bunch of times.
Lest we forget this little jewel.
Throughout it all, we were supposed to be thinking about our breathing, thinking about our abs, and considering other thoughts like where the sun was and pulling our bellybutton to our spine.
It was just too much for me to think about trying to get a workout. And honestly, I really don’t think I even got one.
My FR60 actually stopped working due to lack of sweat and too much moving around.
A few times, I felt light-headed because I was so busy focusing on my abs, I forgot my breathing, or vice versa.
Clearly, what this class proved was:
a) Pilates is not for me and
b) Be ready to multitask when taking this class!!
I am not bashing pilates by any means, and I think that some folks are totally meant for it…. Those long, lean, flexible folks get my respect. And maybe even a bit of my envy.
Go on with your bad self, Gwyneth!
In the meantime, though, I’ll keep my workouts fast paced with blaring music and the possibility of being kicked in the face or dropping a weight on my toe (Danger is my middle name.)
Except when it comes to these Pilates Torture Devices.... Then my middle name is "No Thank You."
NOTE: To check out the sweet source of my pilates pose images, or sexy Gwyneth, just click on the image… it’ll take you there!
Have you ever done pilates?
How about a workout that you thought you’d like and ended up not being fond of?