TGIT(hursday) *y’all!
Glad to see that some of you were intrigued or interested by the Crème Brûlée by Southern Tier! I know it was a little early in the day for a beer post, but it’s a dessert beer so it all works out, right? Right.
Anyway, today marks my first day back on the Weight Watchers plan. After doing some calculations, and beep bopping some numbers, I learned that my allotted Points + total is 32 for the day. With a tasty (and boring) breakfast of cereal and almond milk and a most delicious salad, with dessert, I’m up to 10 points so far.
I was surprised at how much cheese really is in 1/4 cup, and think that I don’t really need that in the future. Good to know.
When I first started my Weight Watchers journey back in March of 2010, I realized that I was drinking a LOT more water. I know it’s great to stay hydrated and I was exercising much more, and because it filled me up. Oh, and everyone else that I talked to raved about the benefits of chugging 64+ oz/day. So other than my desk, this became my most frequently visited spot in the office:
As a result, this was the third most frequent spot I visited:
With a bladder the size of a shot glass, I spend more time visiting the little girls room than I ever have. I probably wake up to use the restroom at least 3x every night. It’s actually a bit of a pain.
In case others were feeling my pain, though, I decided to come up with my top ways of spending all that extra tinkle time.
1. Find the Shape in the Cloud
So often, bathrooms feature very abstract artsy looking paintings and decorations. And sometimes, I find that a hilarious thing to do is approach them like one does when one is looking up at the clouds.
“Hey! Is that a ravioli in the flower? That one looks like an evil eye! Sweet, I see a clown!”
2. Makeover Madness!
When using the bathroom at home, why don’t you take a chance to practice that smokey eye you’ve been trying to master? Or perhaps practice your face painting because Halloween’s right around the corner! Get creative! There’s no reason that bathroom time can’t also be beautification time!
3. Angry Birds
You know you do it. Smart Phones (or dumb phones, for that matter) were meant to be toted into the toilet room and played with. Why do you think they invented Snake?
4. Familiarize Yourself with Febreze
Sure, you spray this around your house and bathroom when either is smelling “not so fresh”. But are you really familiar with the ingredients and risk? OR the Good Housekeeping awards it has won?
Febreze is your Friend. Get to know it better.
5. Mediate the Mess
If you’re anything like me, the drawers in your bathroom are, by far, the craziest ones in the home. Take some time to remedy that by organizing the junk you’ve collected. Mine’s closer to the toilet than even the TP Roll, so why I haven’t done this one, I’ll never know. This one is clearly an example of me not practicing what I preach. Maybe next time.
6. Make lists of other things to do in the bathroom.
Because someone’s gotta do it.
I know I’m not the only one that slams 64-80 oz of water everyday, so share some love.
Do you have any mindless tasks you do on your countless trips to the bathroom?
Oh to have a glimpse into how your mind works! Love it!
Now that I’ve got baby on board, I’m going a LOT! But I’m pretty much in and out. Then again I’m probably planning my to-do lists since that never really shuts off.
Gotta love trying to keep busy on the throne. I aim for 104 ounces of H2OhmyIpeealot. {My fuzzy math: In my studies to be a personal trainer I learned I should have 96 oz + 8 oz for every extra 25 lbs of body weight you wanna lose. I’d like to lose precisely that much more, therefore = 104.} Annnnnyhow, I like to read mags, organize my nailpolish box, work on my posture, and pratice Kegels. I’m so glad I shared. 🙂
Sharing is caring. Especially re: bathroom habits.
At work, I sit down and close my eyes. Usually they burn from looking at the computer screen so the little eye nap feels nice. (And sometimes I lean my head on the handicap hand rail and take a power nap haha jk?)
So much jinx on the occasional rail-lean rest. I’ll take it when I can get it.
Hahahaha!! Congrats on being back on Weight Watchers!
haha, great post, jord! cell phone is #1 for me followed closely by list-making.
Hahaha…that is totally why I hate drinking so much water- I have to pee all the effing time! It gets so annoying.
oh girl I can so relate! Me and the loo are best friends….yeah. mindless tasks – much the same as yours. More midful…trying to pee quietly in public lol
haha this is awesome! I drink so much water I pretty much live in the bathroom. Lets just say I loved swimming all my life….heyo!!!
All I can think now when people say “smartphones,” is do people do dumb things with smart phones? haha
Send, and that is the WEEKEND! Pop the Bubbly! Is the man with the bro-stache invited to this party? only if he’s ready to rock!
[hate that commercial.]
This is hilarious! People in my office must think I have some sort of disorder because I am in there every 45 minutes! Except I don’t hang out in there. It’s more of a race to see how quickly I can get in and out (not counting the happy birthday song I sing twice while washing my hands!)
Haha, yeah, I know that feeling.
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