Mmm… that’s better.
I’m fresh out of my massage (courtesy of the Healthiest You Challenge), having just enjoyed a tasty deconstructed omelet (translation: I messed up mid-flip. It was still tasty). After a rough evening last night struggling to sleep thanks to that nap I “absolutely needed”, I’m looking forward to hitting the hay pretty early this evening. But before I go, I wanted to discuss something I’m wildly fond of: Ladies Craft Beer Gear.
As I mentioned in yesterday’s Six Pack Sunday, I am a fashionista. One that primarily rocks jorts and beer t-shirts. And while I’m content with your average classic t-shirt style (I can always snip them into something sexy with some inspiration from Pinterest), I had the good fortune to see some of craft beer’s fanciest finery this weekend at the Beer City Festival in Asheville, NC. Real talk, there were some well-dressed ladies enjoying the festival, pouring, and generally looking fierce. And while not every brewery has embraced fashionable swag options for their lady beer enthusiasts, I’ve found a number that embody everything I want in some lady clothes. Appealing to the eye, looks comfortable, fits our uniquely womanly shapes… And it only makes sense to share my research so that all of my fellow females can dress the part of a craft beer lover.
Lagunitas Brewing Company’s online shop offers a number of lovely options. But my favorite was actually a hand-painted shirt I saw one of the Lagunitas Ladies wearing this Saturday.
Beautiful color, hand-painted, adorable v-neck… It’s just everything a girl could ask for!
Mother Earth Brewery from Kinston, NC just released their newest beer swag…. That’s right: ATHLETIC SHORTS!
Even though the shorts aren’t yet available online, I’m doing my best to get a pair of the navy ones (if I can squeeze my booty into an American Apparel size XL which is the equivalent of a children’s size 14). The Mother Earth logo is gorgeous, I’d be proud to wear any of their gear, but the shorts…. I just can’t.
The next item might be a bit familiar to y’all.
Brooklyn Brewery’s v-neck shirt is one of my favorite shirts that I even own. It’s super flattering, very comfortable, and looks GREAT with a pair of jorts.
That’s really what I look for in any clothing.
If you hate sleeves and need to show off your guns, why not try Big Boss Brewery’s sexy tank top?
Since I love just about every one of Big Boss’ beers, I can support any of their other shirts on their site. This one’s just my favorite.
Oskar Blues actually has a GREAT selection of cute, lady-friendly clothing items. But, when you feel the need to channel your inner Flashdance, there’s only one option.
I know. Dale’s Pale Ale is tasty to boot, so you can’t go wrong with this top.
I never knew about Schlafly until Hannah sent me a Pumpkin Beer (which I loved) but their Biere de Garde top has me totally convinced that they must be a girl’s best friend.
The vintage wash and scoop neck are my favorite parts, but obviously the logo is a perfect location if you feel like people aren’t looking at your left breast enough.
If this Dogfish Head Patagonia Graviti Hoody wasn’t $79, I’d have 4 of them… Which would be weird since they only come in two colors, but seriously, it’s THAT cool.
I love a good zip-up.
For another hoodie that is a little more relaxed and destroyed in appearance, look no further than Abita’s Abbey Ale Hoodie.
While the color isn’t my favorite, it’d be great around a campfire, or a cool night with a pair of jeans. Or jorts, if it isn’t TOO cool of a night.
Are all of these covering your sexy body up too much?
I understand, and so does Lonerider.
Craft beer thongs are the new black. You heard it here first.
Ladies: Which of these clothing items would YOU want? OR, if you don’t see one you like, what would be your perfect piece of beer (or wine, or liquor) gear?
Fellows: Would you wanna see any of these on your ladies?
12 thoughts on “Ladies Craft Beer Attire: Beer Couture”
nothing says “athlete” like beer shorts. although, the thong??? Marge Simpson should get one.
I can’t help but wonder how many people have actually purchased them….
My SIL has a Fat Tire shirt that I absolutely love. And if she wasn’t 2 sizes smaller than me, I would have stolen it already. I couldn’t find it on their website (she bought it there after a tour) otherwise I would’ve linked to it.
AH check out NB’s Tour de Fat, it’s traveling around this summer and could be stopping near YOU!
Whoa. That Dale’s Pale Ale 80s-esque sweatshirt totally has my name on it. The brewpub where I work once sold thongs. Strangest thing to EVER sell in a restaurant? I think so. While in Pennsylvania last month, I got my hubby this sweet “I’d Tap That” tee from Barley Creek Brewing Co.
The I’d Tap That shirt is TOO cool. Very appropriate hubby gift, I’d say.
I once made a “dress” out of a Corona flag for Cinco de Mayo. It was obviously amazing.
Sounds a bit CALIENTE! And tots approps.
If you ever come to St Louis you can have more Schlafly beer!
I like the sound of that. And probably the taste.
ABITA!!!!!! YAYYYY! And i’ve been wanting to try the Abbey Ale! 🙂
So tasty. Heavenly, even.